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Humorous Adult Designs
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Design
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Design
5001 |
| Florida:
Relax, Retire, Revote |
It's Bad Luck
To Be Superstitious |
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Design
5002 |
Design
5003 |
| Don't Follow
Me I Am Lost!!! |
I Am Sorry I
Offended You, I Should Have Lied! |
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Design
5004 |
Design
5005 |
| Graduate
Quickly! Millions on Welfare Depend on You! |
The More
People I Meet. The More I Like My Dog! |
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Design
5006 |
Design
5007 |
| No
Prohibiting Allowed! |
Yes This is
my Truck! No I won't help you move! |
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Design
5008 |
Design
5009 |
| One more Repo
and I'll Be Dept Free |
You Were
Cuter on Myspace |
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Design
5010 |
Design
5011 |
| I'm not
Littering. I'm Donating to the Earth |
Knowing
withough doing is like plowing without sowing. |
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Design
5012 |
Design
5013 |
| Florida:
Relax, Retire, Revote |
If you write
"WASH ME" on my Truck, I'll Carve "RECESSITATE ME" on your chest! |
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Design
5014 |
Design
5015 |
| Get Over It! |
Wouldn't it
be nice if there were an Escape Key for all of our problems? |
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Design
5016 |
Design
5017 |
| I can resist
everything except temptation. |
I Still miss
my ex-wife. But my Aim is Improving. |
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Design
5018 |
Design
5019 |
| Laziness is
the only luxury that not even a millionaire can afford. |
Bacteria is
sometimes the only culture some people have. |
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Design
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Design
5021 |
| A friend is
someone who has the same enemies you have. |
This car is
protected by an anti-theft sticker. |
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Design
5022 |
Design
5023 |
| His Bark is
Louder than his Bite. |
Insanity is
Hereditary |
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Design
5024 |
Design
5025 |
| The Face is
Familiar But I can't quite remember my Name |
Everyone is
entitled to My Opinion |
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Design
5026 |
Design
5027 |
| This Car is
designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron |
This car is
constipated: Hasn't Passed a thing all day! |
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Design
5028 |
Design
5029 |
| It's lonely
at the top, but you eat better. |
Gravity
always gets me down. |
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Design
5030 |
Design
5031 |
| Santa's Elves
are just a bunch of Subordinate Clauses |
God must love
Stupid People, He Made so Many! |
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Design
5032 |
Design
5033 |
| Real Men Love
Jesus! |
You Say:
Looks Like We're late. She says: for what? You Say: For Dinner. |
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Design
5034 |
Design
5035 |
| When you look
into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful
things in the world. |
I just filled
up my car with gasoline. Now it's worth $50.00. |
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Design
5036 |
Design
5037 |
| Seen It All,
Done It All, Can't Remember Most Of It |
Please Tell
Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point. |
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Design
5038 |
Design
5039 |
| Beer, Helping
people have sex since 1865 |
Save the
planet recycle an environmentalist. |
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Design
5040 |
Design
5041 |
| Angry people
are seldom reasonable a reasonable person is seldom angry |
The Gene pool
could use a little chlorine. |
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Design
5042 |
Design
5043 |
| I've had
quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. |
Sniper bar &
Grill: All you need is one shot! |
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Design
5044 |
Design
5045 |
| I'd rather be
a failure at something I love, than a success at something I hate. |
If water were
beauty you'd be the ocean. |
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Design
5046 |
Design
5047 |
| Hey, you were
great on Bay Watch last night! |
Save the
whales! Trade them for valuable prizes. |
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Design
5048 |
Design
5049 |
| Save the
Whales. Collect the Whole Set |
Pride is what
we have. Vanity is what other have. |
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Design
5050 |
Design
5051 |
| You know
what! Your eyes are the same color as my porsche. |
The Meek will
internet the world. |
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Design
5052 |
Design
5053 |
| Go On, I Will
See You At The Next Light. |
Taxation with
representation isn't so hot, either! |
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Design
5054 |
Design
5055 |
| My Leech
would like you as a new host. |
My reality
check Just Bounced. |
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Design
5056 |
Design
5057 |
| Your Lucky
color has Faded |
The Sleepy
fox catches no chickens |
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Design
5058 |
Design
5059 |
| 100% Irony
Free |
You see my
friend over there?
[Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar]
He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute. |
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Design
5060 |
Design
5061 |
| Back Up My
Hard Drive? Ho Do I Put It In Reverse? |
Unlike
Online, in reality, you can't hit the back button. |
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Design
5062 |
Design
5063 |
| It's Impolite
to Stare! |
I wish I
lived in New York, So I could have voted Against Hilary |
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Design
5064 |
Design
5065 |
| You just
lived your best moment, now GO live another! |
You get all
this & my Dads loaded. |
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Design
5066 |
Design
5067 |
| For a small
town, this one sure has a lot of Assholes! |
Corduroy
pillows: They're making headlines! |
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Design
5068 |
Design
5069 |
| Hello.
Cupid Called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. |
Didn't I pick
you up in the grocery store! 'Cause you're hot like salsa. |
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Design
5070 |
Design
5071 |
| 100,000 Sperm
And You Were The FASTEST? |
Nobody's
perfect. I'm a Nobody! |
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Design
5072 |
Design
5073 |
| Front Bumber
- Run, Hilary, Run! |
A penny spent
is a penny enjoyed. |
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Design
5074 |
Design
5075 |
| Life's
Expensive |
Actions speak
louder than words |
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Design
5076 |
Design
5077 |
| I took a pain
pill. Why are you still here? |
Who are these
kids and why are they calling me MOM |
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